My screen

I have joined the conspiracy theory
It's a theory, so don't be getting all hot under the collar
Or do you not have clothes on.
I have three jobs
Your girl friend is there
I am her puppy
Shit
No, not riddles. jobs
1. department for turning things right side up
2.  department for profiling
3.  the conspiracy group
 OK
Should I think in order?
No I am not the frogs  
Some one someday might explain
Oh that's the phenomenon
My job is  to explain the phenomenon?
It's like two dimensions become three?
That is how I experienced it
Did someone send a hologram, but not an image, a sound?
Just wondering.
I forget what it said something short and sweet
Just wondering.