It's a trap!

Did you never wonder where funny COMES from?

If you have been paying any attention at all, you know that I have wondered

"What is funny?".  What is funny?

It's a good thing that I have no friends.  Why?
I'm looking for funny.  And you are not.
If you were my friend, you would be holding me back.
Not so?  It is so.  Does it flow?  Now it does.


PS I have to be dead for you to like me.
I'm not ready yet, am I?