No I didn't say

I did not say JUST like us.  Did you hear me
say "just" like us?  You did?  I didn't.

Thank God for stupid.  Oh no!
Do you think she knows more?
I know what I make people say.
I can't say it, I'm a Christian.
Now!  Don't edit that.

I think my husband said don't say this;
"Where did the brains go?"

Not to the Bible.
I mean the brains did not go to the Bible.
He said people might listen if you weren't so
SARCASTIC.  But they roast people who they love.
I love you. Therefore I roast you. or maybe
I love you hence I roast you.
You don't mind, do you?